Dear Intrepid Explorers,
As of late, I did indeed wander through a bygone pre-historic era, in the Land of Dial-up and 'coon Huntin': the American South. I love my family, and I love fishing, but it's time I re-entered Dear Moderity. I miss it, and it misses me. We miss each other, and this is sad.
The pandas are sad.
Freedom comes to the pandas.
I cometh to them.
Modernity hast spoken unto mine ears. It hast informed mine judgments.
China. China. Woot.
I come to you, oh pandas.
China. China. Woot.
It is my time. I shall return, somewhere, over the rainbow. I shall return in China.
I leave my country tomorrow, but the love between us will grow stronger over time and space.
To infinity and beyond!
-cy
(My dad has shitty Internet, so a video wasn't really possible. This was the best I could do. Deal.)
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You do know that haikus are Japanese, right?
ReplyDeleteAnd, more importantly, require a seasonal allusion?
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